My Friends and their wedding... WHEN will it come ?

Thanks guys once again.. and this time special thanks to naryan, soundar,adarsh  and mahadevan who comment about my bog in Gtalk but not here… but still our vetti dog B.hero has not spoken a word about it.. though its unfortunate but I am happy that it gives me another opportunity to write again about him and this time about one important topics that u guys will face once u settle in life…

So why did I choose this topic????the main reason being the latest expanded list of guys who have GF now… I was shocked when I heard that one of my friends whom I thought will be a normal guy and never go behind a girl is now committed… let me call him S.rashes .. this rashes guy was a KD and to be honest I was expecting about it for some time now… but not so soon.. I believe some guys like M who had bet that he will have a GF and that bet is on for 2^nd year in a row but he is still trying to win that bet but never even came close.. come this FEB 14^th it will be two years and that dear friend of mine will still be trying whereas our new hero rashes would have won the bet hands down..

So coming to topic.. I would probably classify my list into three categories so that its easier for that respective group of friends to comment about it… so here it is ..

1)      Area and college friends

2)      Aussi mates

This is a list that I think would be the order in which my friends will get married… I would also reason out why some  guys are on top and why some aren’t…..

Area mates

1)      Bala

2)      Sori

3)      Soundar

4)      Shanka

5)      Sunil

6)      Prabhu

7)      Anirudh

8)      Maha

9)      Ashwin

Aussie mates

1)      Narayan

2)      Saif

3)      Natesh

4)      Mani

5)      Mamas

6)      Senthil

7)      Suren

8)      Ram

And I can make one more list where it will feature my cousins and I don’t think there is much to discuss in that as it will be just my big bro Swmai and other cousin adarash and me in that list so the order will be mostly swami me and adarsh unless our adarsh has some other plans in mind :P

So let me explain my 1^st list Area mates.why Bala as u guys know he is all set and I don’t think anyone would argue with that as its simple and straight and I chose sori not just bcos of recent incidents but I always thought that he would be next in line as he and bala were living together and I am sure bala would have influenced him and its natural when bala chats for 15 hours in a day with a girl and sori see it he is prone to get influenced…so SORI entering that list and exiting our bachelors list is unfortunate bcos he is other guy who gives us company when we drink :P.next is soundar… why him .. not bcos he has a GF and FYI.. he doent but still comes at no.3 bcos his parents will force him to get married soon as he has the image where his parents think he is small kid and doent know anything but he is KD and is doing some KD works which will not be discussed here … and shanka,sunil two business entrepreneur for more or less the same reason as soundar… prabhu come above maha and ashwin and anirudh bcos I personally feel maha though tries to do some Kd things and for some reason his associates never help him in that so he fails and falls in the final hurdle so I think he must wait till his parents get him a girl but I am sure maha will try his level best to get one but sorry maha I don’t think u will take that extreme step where u will leave u r family for a GIRL.. :P though  prabhu and maha who reside in a apartment where there are pretty girls that’s what they claim and I don’t have a pic or video evidence so I don’t know but they both are always with a status saying SINGLE READY TO MINGLE :P but prabhu will and MAHA wont fall in that trap :P.Ashwin dude comes last bcos I think ashwin will get married say after 3 years or so and I don’t think there is much to say about ashwin… but anirudh I feel will get married soon bcos he has been involved in doing some KD work  in texas that none of us know and whenever we ask he says they are friends and some day like our sori and bala he will also say Vincy I am committed….

Coming to aussie mates.. why lakshmi narayan simple.. he is the only  one who is the senior most and most KD and I am sure he is now already a member in shaadi.com or some other matrimonial websites..only problem is he should have  money at that time when he gets married bcos he earns a hell lot but loose it in the form or car repair or something else say laptop repair or hard disk etc… so lets hope he earns and saves soon… hope u laptop is now fine to read this …. next is bhai bcos bhai wants someone else other than senthil or himself  to cook non veg and give him in AUSSIE and I am sure he is so irritated with me and so called my helping hand while cooking non veg:P. next natesan is jolly guy and has not commitments in life.. he is happy and leads his life well and always wants to be happy and keep his friends happy so in his home town his mom is already looking for a girl and once we guys get out bachelor party in LA we will let him get married soon… dude remember I want all expense paid trip to LA and not Gold coast :P. Mani I dono much but it’s a general feeling that he will get married soon and now our garden city hero senthil who is always busy chatting with **** and till now none of us have his SKYPE id which he uses and stays online 24x7 and once he completes its just a matter of time… Mams always has a normal and planned life so I don’t think he would hurry up soon… Suren and RAM would have climbed up the ladder but bcos of bhai and narayan urgency they were ranked higher but those two are also not that far.

so guys hope u r happy with the way I have ranked them and special thanks to rashes for giving me such a wonderful idea…

hope u guys and maha will take it the right spirit and don’t do any nonsense stuff like getting married very next day just to prove it wrong :P

I AM NOT RESPOSIBLE IF U R GF or so called GF or neighbours visit this page and reads this… so don’t blame me for any of these and hoe u guys have some comments atleast for this topic and pls don’t comment about it in orkut or facebook or in GTALK .. write it here and it might affect me image in there as my other cousins see and read it and though I really don’t care after my parents came to know about everything…..

thanks for reading

Vincy.

the day when i was drunk

Sorry guys I was busy this week as I was working on the legal certificates and some rituals that were to be done so could not post anything…. Thanks guys for u support… special thanks to those who were asking me when my next post was… I really dono if they want me to write more about our B.Hero because B.hero said he was  so busy and that he could not comment but he read the blog…. But he was happy that I was writing some crap about him .. for guys who know B.hero they would definitely accept that out B.hero will never accept any of these things and will also not comment back or argue back as he knows these are facts and that I would get support from u guys and we would end up teasing him again….So let’s see if he has anything to say about today’s topic as I am not going to write about our B.hero but about me so that more people can comment…. But I promise u guys that I will come back from HYD and write about B.hero and other soon….

So where do I start… I am not completely sure what really happened after I was drunk but I am sure some u guys know exactly what I said… so let me tell u what I remember and u guys can pinch in some more details and make this more interesting…

It all started when b.hero decided that we will hit the road and go to elagiri and as u know ,me and my dear friend Ash were the only so called SPOILT kids in our gang… but the rest of them especially A.Hero and M.hero will drink apple juice whenever we go to a pub and ask for a repeat drink if we asked for one more round… but to be honest u guys rock when u come and I am sure u guys wanted to me to drink that day and had fun when I was talking and doing non sense stuff there…

I was in charge of drinks and we decided that we will try and get foreign brand and so we got one through my dad… at that time my dad dint know that I drink and I said that it was new years eve and ash and his father would like to have a vodka and that ash would pay for the drink as u know we guys were earning at that and so he got us a bottle of absolute vodka …. ( till date my dad thinks that ash and his father were the one who finished that bottle of vodka and I told my dad just now while writing this blog that it was me and ash who had it and not his father…so ash I hope u are happy now that one of the black marks is off u r name) So drinks was ready and u know how the onward journey was and  we reached elagiri and Ash wanted to drink as soon as we landed and I think we had one round and went for Sightseeing and as u know it was an amazing place and it was waste of time going out but we did see something in that town which had a radius of max 2 or 3 kms.. so after our sightseeing trip we went to our hotel and as u know everything was free in the hotel as we fools were paying 2100per person so we were offered some veg side dishes but we wanted chicken and unfortunately it was not free in our menu and we ordered one non veg and one veg dishes for our apple juice drinker and we started to drink… we had vodka with sprite and ash also had some other bottle of scotch whisky (I believe its JD Edwards but not sure of that)… it was around 9pm that I realized that I had around 4 or 5 rounds and was totally high and for guys who drink know that the vision was bit blurred..

Once the vision was blurred I knew that I was high and drunk and dint want to talk to anyone … but as our apple juice drinkers were steady and wanted to have fun A.hero I think started a conversation and he wanted to know if I was high… but it was very clear that I was high but like any other drunken I dint want to accept it .. so I was trying to reply to all the questions and I remember he even asked me to count the fingers and asked me if I could see and read the menu but I could not read everything and I told him that I could see 2 and half fingers… so our apple juice guys were so happy and had fun… I think I was moved back to our room and I called up B and aile who were my roommates in Bangalore and spoke about some girl whom some thought I was seeing at that time.. but the fact is I never dated her or had any intension of dating her… ( guys that girl is married so don’t use her name here as she might also read this) … I was told later next day that I called up B or aile and I told them that I love her or something like that … but I still don’t believe that and as u know I was drunk and these guys always lie to me when it comes to dating or seeing somebody as these so called best buddies always had this  dream where they link me up with some girl who is single and ready to mingle…..

After this incident I never drink that much and stop whenever I feel I am bit high… and as u know I don’t thing there is any other insance or incident where I was drunk and dint know what I was doing…

So some question that I would like to ask u guys are

What did I do there exactly and what did I say?

Can u prove that I called up B or aile?

Can also prove that I spoke about that particular female ?

If no one can prove I want to ask how many of u think that I would really do that when I am drunk…????

Ops I one more important question…

I was told that Ash was also totally drunk and that he wanted to go for ride at 2am in elagiri and that we went down that hill and came back.. and I think it was a.hero and B.hero who were driving the cars so late at night…. If u guys have any info about that incident share it with us…

This blog topic is just a deviation from the main topic and more to come about our favorite B.hero soon when I return back from HYD….

Thanks guys and I hope we get more comments for this topic …

our elagiri trip

Hi friends thanks for ur encouraging comments and mails and replies… and also no thanks to MR. Narayan who failed to mention that he is guy and confused my friend ashwin who thought Lakshmi is girl and told me that dude one chick reads u r blog nu… and when I opened and saw it was lakshmi narayan who wrote nothing but some unwanted stories irrelavent to subject of discussion… but then its ok as we all have gathered here just to have fun… lets move on..

Today I am going to write about another story where again the star is our B.hero which happens to take place in elagiri some spell it as yelagiri… and as u can see with the name itself there is too much confusion and u can imagine how confused we must be when our B.hero suggested that we will go there for a holiday….

Once we all decided that we will go to yelagiri it was decided but B.hero and his very amazing lovely honest friend Mr. A.Hero that this trip should be a road trip and that we rent a car and go from chennai… so as per our saga citizen request we all decided that we will plan and split our jobs so that we can organize well and go….

So I was in charge of boos and my other friends were inc charge of food and some incharge for car renting and our b.hero was in charge for hotels and accommodation… so our b,hero went to real estate agent through some links and as u know he is so influential that he can get us cheap accommodation and he did and got us one for Rs2100 in a very very good and decent hotel and probably a 5 star hotel or the best hotel in yelagiri…

As everything was fixed we started our journey and on our way to yelagiri we all shared the difficulty of driving and one of my friends whom I will call as Bajji took over one of our rented cars from vellore and myself A.hero and I dono who the other person was were seated ( it was not B.hero bcos I never travel with B,hero when he drives in the same car after that shoulder incident and other reasons which I would not discuss here ) and ready for my bajji to drive but to our shock bajji was one of the amazing drivers like our B.hero and after few KMS we stopped and he himself gave the car back to us… and bcos of excellent timings and time maintainence by our Bhero and excellent planning we all reached yelagiri on time and as the booking was done our room was ready and to our surprise it was huge room with 8 separate beds and to our surprise one waiter came to our room and knocked the door and asked if we would have lunch as the lunch is complementary and as u know how we guys are and even if PHENOL is given for free we drink so and we went down the to the restaruent and had food… and then we moved out for our room and went for amazing sight seeing places and returned back and 8pm and again we were offered free dinner and to our surprise we were told that all the food that consumed by us in that hotel is free and so that night me and my friend had so much of absolute vodka that I was so unsteady that I dint know what I was doing.. those comedies and stuff about me and my friend will not be discussed here …

There were many incident in between but now I will go to last day where ME and rest of the gang were ready waiting in the car after vacating our room and waiting for our B.hero to come after settling the bill. I believe it was half an hour and still our b.hero was talking with that manager in charge ( as it was organized by him I thought he is getting us more concession and that he will return back 100bucks which can be used for buying snacks) so myself A.hero and others were trying to do an 180 or 360 in that rented car on the so called main road of that amazing excellent tourist spot…

After half an hour B.hero came to us and said slight error and even at that time I thought he will say he managed to get some return back say atleast Rs50 but B.HERO said that the bill was Rs21000. And that not what we thought it would be… we thought that it was 2100 per day and that we stayed there of 3 days and that we have paid advance and that we would pay only 2100 that was left to be paid … but when b.hero told us that it was 2100 per person per day we were shocked …. As yeagiri was amazing place and has no credit card facility or ATM near by we were forced to drive down the mountain and go to nearby town to get cash and give it to them….

Though we had to pay such huge sums and I accept that it was not worth paying so much but the time we spent there was amazing and I should thank B,hero and A.hero for that idea of a road trip and suggesting yelagiri… thank u guys… and B,hero it was not u r mistake that we paid high price as even I was there when u paid the advance to that manager but just to remember those days I wrote about that incident.. I am sure all u guys would appreciate the efforts taken by B.hero and good time that we had in yelagiri…. thanks B.hero for that amazing holiday and we enjoyed it…..

So coming to today’s question… WHY IS IT THAT B.HERO has not replied to my blog? WHY Is A.hero also silent till now? WHY is Sriram( happy birthday sori) too excited about this and wants to talk about restroom incident? And last question… WHY IS ASHWIN NOT WELL FOR PAST 2 DAYS in chennai? My last question will be discussed in a separate blog after getting permission from the concerned person…

Though none of my question are relevant to above stories I am asking these stuff bcos I AM VETTI and dono what to do…… kindly click follow and follow my blog as u will get updates when I update… I know this is too much to ask but come on guys encourage me…..

@mani

Thanks dude… u r my 1^st follower…..

whom shall i start with?

hi friends... i really dont know how to write a blog or what to write... i am writing this blog bcos i am totally free and dono what to do...

let me start by introducing myself and the reasons why i am writing this and what i will write in future... to put it easy readable format for u guys i have decided to write it in question and answer format for my 1st blog alone....

SOME FAQ that u might ask before reading my blog.

Why is this fool writing a blog?

I am writing this bcos i dont have any other work at home and too tired of replying to other ppl asking me WRU(where are u ) and WD(wat doing).

Why blogs?

i am writing blogs bcos no one in facebook or orkut ever checks my status message or post.so by posting here i believe that some fool like u now will read and comment at least in this say use abuse languages or at least scold me.

Why vincy and his friends?

simple they are only other fools in this plannet who will read this crap and comment.

why this green theme?

as u guys know i eat absolutely everything from ham to egg ....though some call me iyer but i never behave like one or eat like one... but this green theme is for my friend bala who cares too much about this environment and people around him... so just to please my friend i am keeping it green.. if u guys feel its not good we shall change it.. after all hero never feels bad for anything...

so i believe i have answered u simple questions and now let me start writing about some one whom i think is now bit angry with me bcos i have new status message questioning his status message skills in facebook....

by now u would have known that he is none other than sorry i cant use his name but as per public request i will give an alias name say B.hero.... so that our friend does not come and fight with me later...

so where do i start... let me start with simple question WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THE WORD SHOULDER????? you wonder why i am asking this..... the reason for it is simple... read this story

this story stars many guys which includes B.hero me and few other guys we were all travelling in a car and i don't remember where and when and suddenly this B.hero told us to park the car on the shoulder... and all of us wondered what it meant and later we were briefed by B.hero that shoulder in USA means side of the road.. sorry shoulder in ENGLISH means that... or in other words GRE ENGLISH means that ..

all i want to know is how many of u guys know these things.... bcos we were around 8 to 10 of us who dint know what our B.hero knew... but I am asking this bcos I have another question and always wonder what this B.hero wants to say... here is another example... now our B.hero has a status message saying INDIAN OCEAN IS COMING TO USA??? I need to know what he means by that and also pls let me know if u guys have ever heard that shoulder is nothing but a side of the road or a freeway or what ever it is called????

guys pls encourage me and reply here bcos i am too bored.. so encourage me and i am sure u r also too vetti at home and doing nothing.....

so awating ur reply

VINCY.